simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls do yup
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cake-full-of-fist: ask-killingfantasy8: ciel-dog-phantomhive: crys-love: tor-o-saurus: thebigmystery42: ….sorta scared?…. your url makes this 10x creepier I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set look at the notes. Okay, we’ll be waiting. Fucking shit…… What the actual fuck you guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK ¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!
shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
methlabrador: hotbabysitter: What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently. fuck kind of bus do you ride
fuckyeahfluffies: feathers-theangel: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum a bit asswounded Seems like you have a pain in your gluteus Maximus
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
lightrup: duhavin: lightrup: lightrup: maybe university isn’t a good idea maybe becoming a tree is a good idea next person who reblogs this is getting shot shoot me
k-hiq: hikaribakuras: holyjazspers: horton hears a huh horton hears a what horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE horton hears a hater
greensushi: does anybody remember this
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
geekscoutcookies: anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them