May 2013
simoncowell:
niallhoran:
louistomlinson:
zaynmalik:
liampayne:
harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
twigwise:
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
This
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.
cake-full-of-fist:
ask-killingfantasy8:
ciel-dog-phantomhive:
crys-love:
tor-o-saurus:
thebigmystery42:
….sorta scared?….
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
Fucking shit……
What the actual fuck you guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK ¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
methlabrador:
hotbabysitter:
What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
fuckyeahfluffies:
feathers-theangel:
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
Seems like you have a pain in your gluteus Maximus
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
lightrup:
duhavin:
lightrup:
lightrup:
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
next person who reblogs this is getting shot
shoot me
k-hiq:
hikaribakuras:
holyjazspers:
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
greensushi:
does anybody remember this
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
geekscoutcookies:
anakisa:
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
